• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
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Lol saw this on twitter
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i love Ellen Degeneres
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well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

(Source: fawnbabe, via weekendwolvess)